SAT 17th April 2010

Once again the Dick-athletes got a glorious day for this event and once again the event got off to a late start due to a number of the dick-athletes (The Dick-athlete's Dick-athlete, Chairman Grass, Graham Taylor and The Lord of the Ring) turning up late. There were high tensions in the car for these latecomers, but not due to the upcoming shooting. The tensions arose from The Dick-athletes' Dick-athlete's white knuckle driving skills which will be sure to earn him maximum points if be repeats them at the Go-Karting event later in the year. Once The Dick-athlon Sh!thouse had been calmed down due to the fact he'd been waiting for 30 mins it was time to get underway...........The Dick-athletes were split into two groups - one group had the usual instructor who has most probably appeared on more Dick-athlon photos than The Moaning Middle Man over the years, while the other group got a new instructor who liked touching La Resistance's head far too much...................

LA Resistance - 22 hits - Tie Break Winner
Chairman Grass - 22 hits - Tie Break Runner Up
The Dick-athlon Cheat - 22 hits - Tie Break Loser
A massive upset. Last year's loser of this event turned things upside down and won the 2010 bout. The fact that it was La Resistance hurt all the dick-athletes. None more than Chairman Grass who was close to winning his first event. The Dick-athlon Cheat was one of three Dick-athletes to play his joker. He was the only one to play it successfully..............

Alpine Man/Farmer - 21 hits - Tie Break Winner
Dick-athlon Sh!thouse - 21 hits - Tie Break Runner Up
The Lord of The Ring - 21 hits - Tie Break Loser
In previous years 21 hits would have won this competition, but not this year. The standard was high. The Dick-athlon 2010 underperformer Alpine Man/ Farmer shot his critics out of the park with a tie break winning fourth place.
The Dick-athlon Sh!thouse scored a decent fifth place position but it's suspected that his slide down the table will begin soon.
The Lord of The Ring performed admirably but didn't cut it in the tie break situation.

Big Soup hits - 20 hits - Tie Break Winner
Dick-athletes' Dick-athlete 20 hits - Tie Break Loser
The fear of the loser suit worked well for Big Soup. He wanted nothing to do with it and it showed in his shooting.
After driving like a maniac and scaring 3 other dick-athletes sh!tless, The Dick-athletes' Dickathlete had already had his fun so settled for a mid table position.

Graham Taylor -19 hits - Tie Break Winner
The Man with No Name - 19 hits - Tie Break Loser
Oh dear. Oh dear.
2 jokers played.
2 no shows for the night out.
1 new record. for The Man With No Name. Worse played Joker in Dick-athlon History.
It appears as though The Man With No Name is attempting to gain another wooden spoon trophy and Graham Taylor is attempting to keep outside of the trophy positions once again.

Moaning Middle Man 18 hits
In previous years a score of 18 would have been enough to place a dick-athlete in a mid-table position. If the Moaning Middle Man continues in this vein his name will soon be Moaning 'Well below average' man. The 'one size fits all' loser suit has truly been tested this year.

Mohammed Jones
A no show at the event due to a 'back' operation.....which was really an '@rse' operation. Once again, this dick-athlete showed up for post event drinks ,well into the evening, putting other long standing dick-athletes, who didn't show, to shame. All the more commendable as he was full of prescribed drugs and couldn't sit on his 'back' aka @rse.
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